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I was always neither Crowley, you know that. The horns are affecting your brain aren't they?
It's a Hell-sickness called Wrong Bits. It might or might not be contagious, but even if it is, I'm not letting you use that as an excuse to rub your horny little self all over me.
What can I say? [She shrugs. No more Ms. Nice Angel] You have nothing I want and I'm not entirely sure you have anything Deano wants either.
Sweetheart, don't get your horns in a twist. That wasn't the point at all. I would have taken pictures if you'd done some Castiel cosplay, but just in plaid? That's not enough to tickle me.
Unless the plaid happens to be on a very short skirt. Then... maybe.
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Date: 2016-10-12 12:14 am (UTC)Lucifer is being more helpful than you are, and all he wants is a house.
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Date: 2016-10-12 06:33 am (UTC)It's a Hell-sickness called Wrong Bits. It might or might not be contagious, but even if it is, I'm not letting you use that as an excuse to rub your horny little self all over me.
What can I say? [She shrugs. No more Ms. Nice Angel] You have nothing I want and I'm not entirely sure you have anything Deano wants either.
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Date: 2016-10-12 03:50 pm (UTC)Come on, Gabriel. Not even going to let me drink your bathwater to see if it is catching? I'm hurt.
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Date: 2016-10-12 09:02 pm (UTC)I think Dean should learn to love you for what you are Crowley. It's not a problem with you, it's a problem with him.
Singing cheesy pop songs to him over the night work might work. Helped for me.
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Date: 2016-10-12 10:55 pm (UTC)[ Whatever, he'll play. ]
Will you at least accompany me on the ukulele?
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Date: 2016-10-14 07:06 am (UTC)Maybe you should try plaid? To win Dean over?
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Date: 2016-10-18 08:28 pm (UTC)Unless the plaid happens to be on a very short skirt. Then... maybe.
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