The Sexiest Angel in the Garrison is currently not available. I'm probably having sex with your crush or having fun doing the things you always wanted to do but never had the balls to try. Leave a message.
I have a puppy for you that is determined to gnaw on as much of me as it can. Maybe it's a demon puppy. I think it has eyes back there in all that yellow fur and slobbery tongue.
I guess you should drop it off then before it nibbles any more of your extremities? Bring it over to my place, you can eat some of this ...Lancashire Hot Pot. I'm not sure if it's meant to look like this, but you Britishers are the experts.
[ ooc; do we want to do a log for this? Should we talk about this on plurk?]
(couple days later)
Date: 2016-10-06 09:27 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-10-06 05:41 pm (UTC)[ ooc; do we want to do a log for this? Should we talk about this on plurk?]