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Oh, it's illegal. Brimstone get their forked-tongues in a knot about cuddles for some reason.
[He shrugs, and sits down on the arm of one of the couches]
Don't worry about that though. I've got a few Brimstone officials in my pocket- not literally- and I can always bribe a few more. The local police shouldn't be an issue either.
You get to keep your tips, you can nap as long as the guest you're with is napping too. No sex, but if you want to do that in your own time elsewhere, that's nothing to do with me.
[After all, this isn't really a brothel. And it puts people off their own platonic hugs if people are going at it behind them.]
[so he'd be working somewhere illegal... nice. for some reason, that makes the whole thing seem more tantalizing. getting paid to laze around sounds awesome. sure, there would probably be gross people who came in from time to time. this was hell after all, but Osomatsu isn't too worried about that.
to make lemonade, you gotta break a few eggs... or something like that.
when Gabe asks him the question, Osomatsu straightens up and gives him a grin] Where do I sign up?
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Date: 2016-09-27 08:10 pm (UTC)[He shrugs, and sits down on the arm of one of the couches]
Don't worry about that though. I've got a few Brimstone officials in my pocket- not literally- and I can always bribe a few more. The local police shouldn't be an issue either.
You get to keep your tips, you can nap as long as the guest you're with is napping too. No sex, but if you want to do that in your own time elsewhere, that's nothing to do with me.
[After all, this isn't really a brothel. And it puts people off their own platonic hugs if people are going at it behind them.]
So, what do you think?
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Date: 2016-09-27 08:19 pm (UTC)[so he'd be working somewhere illegal... nice. for some reason, that makes the whole thing seem more tantalizing. getting paid to laze around sounds awesome. sure, there would probably be gross people who came in from time to time. this was hell after all, but Osomatsu isn't too worried about that.
to make lemonade, you gotta break a few eggs... or something like that.
when Gabe asks him the question, Osomatsu straightens up and gives him a grin] Where do I sign up?