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[he'd like to say he doesn't betray his brothers but that isn't true.]
But you should know I wouldn't hurt her, even if she wasn't in love with you. She's special like you said, and I care about her. I know you won't hurt her either so I won't say anything about that. And you won't hurt him, because you know I would never ever forgive you and I can be a nasty little bastard.
[Then he grins, bright and happy.]
I'm glad for both of you. When are you going to have babies? Joke! Joke!
[Ew marriage. Gabriel doesn't do marriage. Not in the Abrahamic sense of the word. He much prefers the common law marriage of sticking with someone until you're sick of them. That's how he's always done it.
And he doesn't want Greg to feel trapped. Let him have a get out clause. ]
If that's your thing. But you know... babies happen down here right? Little tiny demon things. Fangs, leather wings, talons. Normally they spit acid.
[Although Gabriel actually sounds very found of them. He is. He wants to steal some of them for daycare. But that's Bad.]
I think you might change your mind. If you had them with her. But it's all academic isn't it?
... We'll be looking in to ways to avoid that. I've no desire to be a father and she's already had one of her own. I think that sort of torment is something a woman would only want to do to her body once.
[Gross, Gabriel. The archangel could balk at marriage, but Lucifer and children were definitely a no-no.]
[Personally, Gabe thinks it's worth it. He's only done it once, a long time ago, but time dulls the memory of pain and morning sickness. Still, it's not something that everyone wants to do more than once. He can understand if Chloe doesn't want to give birth to a hellbaby. Especially not one fathered by Satan.
Still, that's sort of sad. Sexifer was probably his best chance of being an uncle in the afterlife. Oh well]
No, you prat. I've never liked children. They're... small. Helpless. And the ones that wind up downstairs are always beyond what any adult soul can do. An evil child? Truly evil? I never go near them.
[Gabriel could just make do with being 'uncle' to all the weird things they collected. Like the plant. Or the gargoyles.]
[ Gabriel shrugs. There aren't many evil children in comparison to evil adults. Evil children do things out of curiosity and because the little voice telling them it's a bad idea hasn't fully formed yet. But it's not important. ]
You mentioned Chloe's daughter before though. You didn't seem to think she was completely awful.
She's not as awful as some, but she's still... her. I don't like children. At all. And Chloe's has some odd fascination with hugging me. It's revolting.
I'm not entirely sure. I mean, I'm hardly going to deny I'm with her, but I don't think shouting it from the rooftops is a good idea. She's still an angel down here. Still has a target on her back.
[ Gabriel doesn't believe Chloe would do that, not ever. She really doesn't seem to be into the sharing-is-caring mentality, which might take Lucifer a little getting used to. ]
Have you ever done that before? Dated on person and just them?
No. I've had long-lived ones, like Maze. She's been with me off and on for... well, almost for forever, really. But no, never just the one. Monogamy is going to be interesting. But at least I can stop having blue balls from her.
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Date: 2016-11-19 11:43 am (UTC)[he'd like to say he doesn't betray his brothers but that isn't true.]
But you should know I wouldn't hurt her, even if she wasn't in love with you. She's special like you said, and I care about her. I know you won't hurt her either so I won't say anything about that. And you won't hurt him, because you know I would never ever forgive you and I can be a nasty little bastard.
[Then he grins, bright and happy.]
I'm glad for both of you. When are you going to have babies? Joke! Joke!
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Date: 2016-11-19 11:47 am (UTC)Clearly not until after we're married. Honestly, Gabe. This may be hell, but there's still a way things are done...
[He then realized what he said and cleared his throat, hiding that mini-surprise with a larger sip of his drink.]
Not that I'd ever want to have children. Or that we could. Part of the whole circle of life thing we're no longer in, mm?
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Date: 2016-11-19 12:04 pm (UTC)And he doesn't want Greg to feel trapped. Let him have a get out clause. ]
If that's your thing. But you know... babies happen down here right? Little tiny demon things. Fangs, leather wings, talons. Normally they spit acid.
[Although Gabriel actually sounds very found of them. He is. He wants to steal some of them for daycare. But that's Bad.]
I think you might change your mind. If you had them with her. But it's all academic isn't it?
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Date: 2016-11-19 12:06 pm (UTC)[Gross, Gabriel. The archangel could balk at marriage, but Lucifer and children were definitely a no-no.]
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Date: 2016-11-19 01:50 pm (UTC)[Personally, Gabe thinks it's worth it. He's only done it once, a long time ago, but time dulls the memory of pain and morning sickness. Still, it's not something that everyone wants to do more than once. He can understand if Chloe doesn't want to give birth to a hellbaby. Especially not one fathered by Satan.
Still, that's sort of sad. Sexifer was probably his best chance of being an uncle in the afterlife. Oh well]
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Date: 2016-11-20 01:59 am (UTC)[Gabriel could just make do with being 'uncle' to all the weird things they collected. Like the plant. Or the gargoyles.]
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Date: 2016-11-20 08:30 am (UTC)You mentioned Chloe's daughter before though. You didn't seem to think she was completely awful.
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Date: 2016-11-20 08:38 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-11-20 09:18 am (UTC)She probably trusts you. They do that. It's when they fall asleep in your arms and start drooling that you should worry.
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Date: 2016-11-20 11:49 am (UTC)Ugh. I wish she wouldn't. I'd rather she avoid being near me at all, let alone close enough to drool on me. That's just... wrong.
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Date: 2016-11-20 12:09 pm (UTC)You two will make a good couple. Are you making it public?
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Date: 2016-11-20 12:10 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-11-20 12:22 pm (UTC)Does this mean your sleeping around days are over?
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Date: 2016-11-20 12:24 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-11-20 10:59 pm (UTC)Have you ever done that before? Dated on person and just them?
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Date: 2016-11-21 02:25 am (UTC)