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[Yes, he's glad Gabriel healed him, but that isn't so easily forgotten.]
Man, I haven't been PG-13 flavored since I was eight.
[That made two of them, despite how often they somehow came into his life. They were meant to be special occasions, sad moments and such, but with both of them dying so often, special wasn't so special.]
Dunno. [He waves a dismissive hand at them.] Can't keep the damn things in place. One seemed to kick in with him here, but I had to do undo it to let you in.
I don't write self-inserts. I might be terrible, but I'm not that bad, thanks.
[Yeah yeah yeah, Winchesters don't forgive and forget. Unless they're Sam. Sam wanted to forgive him. Or at least use him.]
That's disturbing. Please don't give me the details.
Probably because the walls are sigil proof. Or just crap. This is hell, I suppose warding is going to be different here. [He pauses, considering it for a moment, and then shrugs. He'll look into it, at some point] You know salt is really hard to get down here?
Dude, you played the role of Doctor Sexy when you --
[Made the fake movies, but that does lead to Dean accidentally thinking of Gabriel as the doctor, and with the story out there, he doesn't want to do that. Instead, he clears his throat. They can just pretend that line of thought never cropped up.
As for the rest, Gabriel just gets an unimpressed look. Dean obviously wasn't doing anything that bad at 8 - aside from cursing and killing things.]
You're telling me, but not a lot of ghosts in Hell, either. We're all dead, but we're not hanging onto whatever's up there.
[You see this eyebrow going up Dean? Gabriel's trying to ask you what you're implying.]
I'm the lead in all my shows Dean. That's how it works.
[He shouldn't have been killing things at eight years old. Just saying, that's not normal or cool.]
Ghosts are what they are up with the living people. Down here, they're just dead like the rest of us. [He shrugs] Debatable. Demons don't like salt either. Ever tried to get salty fries down here? It's fucking impossible.
[Gabriel shakes his head. Free ticket is not something that angels get- at least, not real angels like him and Luci and Cas. Only the dead-human sort that get set from upstairs]
No, but once you're past the gate guards you're clear until nightfall. A smart kid like you will find a million ways in pretty quickly, I think.
Gettin' in's not a problem. [Though somehow, Dean doubts his ability to fake I.D.s would be helpful. Still, there are a lot of ways he can get by security.]
But I just kinda assumed it was kind of fancy smansy stuff, the kind that looks like cat food with a flower on it. They got burgers too?
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Date: 2016-06-19 08:36 pm (UTC)[Yes, he's glad Gabriel healed him, but that isn't so easily forgotten.]
Man, I haven't been PG-13 flavored since I was eight.
[That made two of them, despite how often they somehow came into his life. They were meant to be special occasions, sad moments and such, but with both of them dying so often, special wasn't so special.]
Dunno. [He waves a dismissive hand at them.] Can't keep the damn things in place. One seemed to kick in with him here, but I had to do undo it to let you in.
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Date: 2016-06-19 09:46 pm (UTC)[Yeah yeah yeah, Winchesters don't forgive and forget. Unless they're Sam. Sam wanted to forgive him. Or at least use him.]
That's disturbing. Please don't give me the details.
Probably because the walls are sigil proof. Or just crap. This is hell, I suppose warding is going to be different here. [He pauses, considering it for a moment, and then shrugs. He'll look into it, at some point] You know salt is really hard to get down here?
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Date: 2016-06-21 09:38 pm (UTC)[Made the fake movies, but that does lead to Dean accidentally thinking of Gabriel as the doctor, and with the story out there, he doesn't want to do that. Instead, he clears his throat. They can just pretend that line of thought never cropped up.
As for the rest, Gabriel just gets an unimpressed look. Dean obviously wasn't doing anything that bad at 8 - aside from cursing and killing things.]
You're telling me, but not a lot of ghosts in Hell, either. We're all dead, but we're not hanging onto whatever's up there.
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Date: 2016-06-22 07:29 am (UTC)I'm the lead in all my shows Dean. That's how it works.
[He shouldn't have been killing things at eight years old. Just saying, that's not normal or cool.]
Ghosts are what they are up with the living people. Down here, they're just dead like the rest of us. [He shrugs] Debatable. Demons don't like salt either. Ever tried to get salty fries down here? It's fucking impossible.
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Date: 2016-06-26 12:28 am (UTC)Forget it.
[No more Gabriel and Doctor Sexy connections.
Seemed pretty cool at the time.]
Dude, have you tried to get anything good down here at all? I'd kill for some good burgers.
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Date: 2016-06-26 01:45 pm (UTC)Burgers, pie, decent music. There's a lot of it if you know where to go. Most of its in Little Eden though.
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Date: 2016-06-30 06:36 am (UTC)The Heaven place? Angels get a free ticket?
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Date: 2016-06-30 10:17 pm (UTC)No, but once you're past the gate guards you're clear until nightfall. A smart kid like you will find a million ways in pretty quickly, I think.
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Date: 2016-07-03 01:29 pm (UTC)But I just kinda assumed it was kind of fancy smansy stuff, the kind that looks like cat food with a flower on it. They got burgers too?
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Date: 2016-07-04 10:00 pm (UTC)[The ice-cream place is the best, no doubt about it. Meat is just... meaty. Ice cream can be everything.]