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Kinda hard to say no to cocktails and cookies. Is this still happening in my office, though? I'd feel bad if I made you bring a whole cocktail kit across town. I can come to you.
On that note, I'm *definitely* coming over to you.
[The last thing he needs is to drink on the job and get caught doing it. It's one thing when it's the White House and they all just helped push a bill through Congress.
Or when Lord John Marbury stops by.]
I'll swing by after work. I need some unwinding time, anyway.
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Date: 2016-11-07 08:14 pm (UTC)And Cosmo, really?
Let me guess: You're just saying that because of the sex tips.
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Date: 2016-11-07 08:42 pm (UTC)Cosmo is great. I bet you read Time or NatGeo or something. But yeah, the sex tips and quizzes are great. Although I clearly knew all of them already.
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Date: 2016-11-07 10:38 pm (UTC)[And he maybe wouldn't mind talking to Gabe just for the sake of talking.]
I preferred The Atlantic, actually.
So how *do* you tell if he really likes you?
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Date: 2016-11-07 10:52 pm (UTC)Do you really have to ask that?
I mean, they say it's oral sex but frankly, I think it's when he makes you your favourite dinner when you've had a long day and you're feeling sad.
But oral sex is a pretty good indicator. ;)
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Date: 2016-11-07 11:14 pm (UTC)That's almost sweet. Good advice, I think?
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Date: 2016-11-08 04:52 am (UTC)I hope so. It's the advice I'm following.
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Date: 2016-11-10 04:31 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-11-10 08:17 am (UTC)Or is that worse?
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Date: 2016-11-10 02:17 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-11-10 08:15 pm (UTC)I'll prank you another way. It should be hard. You ivy league boys are easy.
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Date: 2016-11-10 09:43 pm (UTC)And don't worry about me bringing gear. I have "talents"
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Date: 2016-11-10 10:14 pm (UTC)[The last thing he needs is to drink on the job and get caught doing it. It's one thing when it's the White House and they all just helped push a bill through Congress.
Or when Lord John Marbury stops by.]
I'll swing by after work. I need some unwinding time, anyway.
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Date: 2016-11-10 10:27 pm (UTC)[ Oh please everyone knows you all drink all the time. It's like... part of the job description right? ]
Well, you know where we are. You can come by and kick back, if you like.
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Date: 2016-11-10 11:41 pm (UTC)Then again, he doesn't; he'd be hungover and miserable constantly.]
Yeah, I will. I'll see you later.