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[ailes_dor]

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HEAVEN IS MADE UP OF BORING FARTS

[ailes_dor]

It sort of does? So, this time round, do you like M&Ms?

Good boy. Drugs are very bad, obv.

[hardballsy]

I do.

And I feel like you don't mean that.

[ailes_dor]

They#ll be in your funny donations box later today then.

What gives you that impression? I'm an angel. All angels know that drugs are bad and that includes alcohol, sugar, caffeine, warm socks, soap operas, cosmo magazine and everything else fun ever.

[hardballsy]

You know you can just stop by my office, right?

And Cosmo, really?

Let me guess: You're just saying that because of the sex tips.

[ailes_dor]

Awww, I never thought you'd invite me! <3

Cosmo is great. I bet you read Time or NatGeo or something. But yeah, the sex tips and quizzes are great. Although I clearly knew all of them already.

[hardballsy]

My door's always open.

[And he maybe wouldn't mind talking to Gabe just for the sake of talking.]

I preferred The Atlantic, actually.

So how *do* you tell if he really likes you?

[ailes_dor]

Well in that case, I'll drop them by myself. You bring the glasses of milk.

Do you really have to ask that?

I mean, they say it's oral sex but frankly, I think it's when he makes you your favourite dinner when you've had a long day and you're feeling sad.

But oral sex is a pretty good indicator. ;)

[hardballsy]

I don't trust the milk down here, dude.

That's almost sweet. Good advice, I think?

[ailes_dor]

Huh, good point. Cocktails then.

I hope so. It's the advice I'm following.

[hardballsy]

I'm also not sure I trust the interpretation of that word. "Cocktails." You know?

[ailes_dor]

What if I make them?

Or is that worse?

[hardballsy]

You know, you could've gotten me real good if you hadn't asked that second question.

[ailes_dor]

I don't mess around with food . Food is sacred. Cocktails included.

I'll prank you another way. It should be hard. You ivy league boys are easy.

[hardballsy]

My exes would disagree, I'm sure.

[ailes_dor]

Oh if only I was single, I bet I could disapprove that.

[hardballsy]

Alas.

[ailes_dor]

I promise to be good. Cocktails and cookies? You'll like it I promise.

[hardballsy]

Kinda hard to say no to cocktails and cookies. Is this still happening in my office, though? I'd feel bad if I made you bring a whole cocktail kit across town. I can come to you.

[ailes_dor]

On please, your office is the best place for it. Stick it to the man, have a cocktail at work.

And don't worry about me bringing gear. I have "talents"

[hardballsy]

On that note, I'm *definitely* coming over to you.

[The last thing he needs is to drink on the job and get caught doing it. It's one thing when it's the White House and they all just helped push a bill through Congress.

Or when Lord John Marbury stops by.]

I'll swing by after work. I need some unwinding time, anyway.

[ailes_dor]

Spoilsport.

[ Oh please everyone knows you all drink all the time. It's like... part of the job description right? ]

Well, you know where we are. You can come by and kick back, if you like.

[hardballsy]

[He wishes.

Then again, he doesn't; he'd be hungover and miserable constantly.]

Yeah, I will. I'll see you later.