The Sexiest Angel in the Garrison is currently not available. I'm probably having sex with your crush or having fun doing the things you always wanted to do but never had the balls to try. Leave a message.
If you're in the middle of a two-some, technically by that point it's a threesome and the middle is the best place to be, in my experience.
[ That wouldn't be John's fault. That would be Gabriel's, and don't worry, Gabriel has fucked up many more relationships than John ever has. If fucking up relationships was an olympic sport, Gabriel wouldn't have even been selected for the team because he'd had a disastrous relationship with one of the selection committee.]
It's an angel thing. Most of us have that problem, but it's probably worse for my brother and his variations. None of us are perfect. Although most angels don't judge themselves very harshly.
You know how you could pay me back? Gabe. Not Gabriel. I'm only Gabriel when I've don't something bad, okay? I'm not all for formality.
I have a puppy for you that is determined to gnaw on as much of me as it can. Maybe it's a demon puppy. I think it has eyes back there in all that yellow fur and slobbery tongue.
I guess you should drop it off then before it nibbles any more of your extremities? Bring it over to my place, you can eat some of this ...Lancashire Hot Pot. I'm not sure if it's meant to look like this, but you Britishers are the experts.
[ ooc; do we want to do a log for this? Should we talk about this on plurk?]
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[ That wouldn't be John's fault. That would be Gabriel's, and don't worry, Gabriel has fucked up many more relationships than John ever has. If fucking up relationships was an olympic sport, Gabriel wouldn't have even been selected for the team because he'd had a disastrous relationship with one of the selection committee.]
It's an angel thing. Most of us have that problem, but it's probably worse for my brother and his variations. None of us are perfect. Although most angels don't judge themselves very harshly.
You know how you could pay me back? Gabe. Not Gabriel. I'm only Gabriel when I've don't something bad, okay? I'm not all for formality.
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[Drop that subject like a weight. John was behind Gabe a little and would have at least made the team to come home with the gold.]
Angels usually believe they're above it all with what I've seen.
Gabe. Fine. Funny since mine insisted on 'Gabriel'.
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[John's got to be a Champion at something right? He's being too harsh on himself again]
Angel's are assessed. Look at me I'm a prime example.
Yeah well. I'd like to celebrate the many differences in have with that guy if you don't mind.
(couple days later)
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[ ooc; do we want to do a log for this? Should we talk about this on plurk?]