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[Hopefully the kid won't mind that Gabriel is getting himself a cocktail as he gets a cool can of soda- a rarity in Hell, before moving from behind the bar]
You want to come this way?
[The downstairs is going to be the leather club, the front for the Cuddle Club, which is actually upstairs, beyond a door that says Staff Only.]
So, tell me about yourself. Who are you, what you did up-top. What you've been up to here.
[the cool soda is definitely a plus! whenever Osomatsu buys beer in Little Hades, it's cheap, and warm. and that is just gross. he's definitely appreciative]
Well, like I said, I'm Osomatsu. Um. I'm the oldest of sextuplets, which was kind of a big thing up on earth. Several of us are down here, too. It's kind of funny, in a sick way. I died, then the rest of them started dropping like flies after me. I think because they loved me so much!
[that was a joke... Osomatsu makes a lot of jokes, even when things are serious, which is something Gabe will find out soon enough]
But I know what you mean, younger siblings always copy the oldest. It's just something you have to acknowledge- you're the one they look up to, they think everything you do is awesome.
[He ran away from Heaven, then suddenly every other angel was doing it. Copycats.
He leads Osomatsu up the stairs, through another door. The large room beyond is already finished. It's light and airy, several large couches spaced out and a fireplace at one end. It's going to be very cosy when it's all up and running.]
Basically, people are going to come in and want to snuggle up with someone while they read or have a nap or play chess with you or something. There's a lot of laying around and small-talk. You think you could handle that?
[their poor mother, indeed. they were all quite a handful.
Osomatsu steps into the room, looking around. his tail flicks curiously]
Yeah, I think so. [lying around and cuddling and small-talk. yep, sounds like his kind of job! he turns back to the other man, tucking his hands into his pockets] This sounds like a good idea! Though I'm kinda surprised no one else has capitalized on it yet.
Oh, it's illegal. Brimstone get their forked-tongues in a knot about cuddles for some reason.
[He shrugs, and sits down on the arm of one of the couches]
Don't worry about that though. I've got a few Brimstone officials in my pocket- not literally- and I can always bribe a few more. The local police shouldn't be an issue either.
You get to keep your tips, you can nap as long as the guest you're with is napping too. No sex, but if you want to do that in your own time elsewhere, that's nothing to do with me.
[After all, this isn't really a brothel. And it puts people off their own platonic hugs if people are going at it behind them.]
[so he'd be working somewhere illegal... nice. for some reason, that makes the whole thing seem more tantalizing. getting paid to laze around sounds awesome. sure, there would probably be gross people who came in from time to time. this was hell after all, but Osomatsu isn't too worried about that.
to make lemonade, you gotta break a few eggs... or something like that.
when Gabe asks him the question, Osomatsu straightens up and gives him a grin] Where do I sign up?
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[Hopefully the kid won't mind that Gabriel is getting himself a cocktail as he gets a cool can of soda- a rarity in Hell, before moving from behind the bar]
You want to come this way?
[The downstairs is going to be the leather club, the front for the Cuddle Club, which is actually upstairs, beyond a door that says Staff Only.]
So, tell me about yourself. Who are you, what you did up-top. What you've been up to here.
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[the cool soda is definitely a plus! whenever Osomatsu buys beer in Little Hades, it's cheap, and warm. and that is just gross. he's definitely appreciative]
Well, like I said, I'm Osomatsu. Um. I'm the oldest of sextuplets, which was kind of a big thing up on earth. Several of us are down here, too. It's kind of funny, in a sick way. I died, then the rest of them started dropping like flies after me. I think because they loved me so much!
[that was a joke... Osomatsu makes a lot of jokes, even when things are serious, which is something Gabe will find out soon enough]
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[One is bad enough, but six? Jeeeeeez]
But I know what you mean, younger siblings always copy the oldest. It's just something you have to acknowledge- you're the one they look up to, they think everything you do is awesome.
[He ran away from Heaven, then suddenly every other angel was doing it. Copycats.
He leads Osomatsu up the stairs, through another door. The large room beyond is already finished. It's light and airy, several large couches spaced out and a fireplace at one end. It's going to be very cosy when it's all up and running.]
Basically, people are going to come in and want to snuggle up with someone while they read or have a nap or play chess with you or something. There's a lot of laying around and small-talk. You think you could handle that?
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[their poor mother, indeed. they were all quite a handful.
Osomatsu steps into the room, looking around. his tail flicks curiously]
Yeah, I think so. [lying around and cuddling and small-talk. yep, sounds like his kind of job! he turns back to the other man, tucking his hands into his pockets] This sounds like a good idea! Though I'm kinda surprised no one else has capitalized on it yet.
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[He shrugs, and sits down on the arm of one of the couches]
Don't worry about that though. I've got a few Brimstone officials in my pocket- not literally- and I can always bribe a few more. The local police shouldn't be an issue either.
You get to keep your tips, you can nap as long as the guest you're with is napping too. No sex, but if you want to do that in your own time elsewhere, that's nothing to do with me.
[After all, this isn't really a brothel. And it puts people off their own platonic hugs if people are going at it behind them.]
So, what do you think?
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[so he'd be working somewhere illegal... nice. for some reason, that makes the whole thing seem more tantalizing. getting paid to laze around sounds awesome. sure, there would probably be gross people who came in from time to time. this was hell after all, but Osomatsu isn't too worried about that.
to make lemonade, you gotta break a few eggs... or something like that.
when Gabe asks him the question, Osomatsu straightens up and gives him a grin] Where do I sign up?