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[ailes_dor]

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[dadstrade]

Someone changed the username on my phone, and to be honest, the list of possible suspects isn't too long.

[ailes_dor]

Sherlock really is very naughty isn't he?

[dadstrade]

Funny, when he said something about it earlier your name was brought up.

[ailes_dor]

Weeeeeeeeeell, maybe it might have been me. It's much better honestly.

[dadstrade]

Of course you would say that. It's not exactly the sort of impression I'd prefer to make on the Hellnet.

[ailes_dor]

Are you sure? Fine fine, you're sure. I'll change it back.

You're lucky it was as tame as it was. I was considering DCI69.

[dadstrade]

Why don't you show me how to do it when I get home?

[ Look, he does pretty well with technology in general, but he doesn't know everything. Sherlock seems to think it's hilarious when he can't figure these things out. ]

I'm sure some people would find that amusing.

[ailes_dor]

Maybe I will if you ask very nicely?

[These things are made to be difficult. Greg's got an angel phone and they're easy enough, because they weren't designed by twisted bastards. But the Hellnet? That takes a lot of patience and a certain... well, you've got to have a brain that works a different way to understand all the options. Gabriel will re-set it to you.]

I would, for a start. 👍

[dadstrade]

That wasn't nice?

[ Oh, the Hellnet is terrible, true. But Greg sometimes can't figure out certain things even with his generally helpful phone and laptop. ]

There's a difference when it's just between the two of us, and when it's on the Hellnet for everyone to see.

[ailes_dor]

It was polite. Maybe not nice.

[ That's because he's cute. ]

You almost sound like you prefer if when all the filthy things we do are private.

[dadstrade]

Will you please show me, then?

[ How was that? And why is it cute? Just because he's not as good at this as kids are these days. Sherlock also thinks it's hilarious that he doesn't understand the memes. ]

I've never been that much of an exhibitionist.

[ailes_dor]

I would love to show you how to change your username

[ Because he doesn't know, and he's going to a creature far, far far older than he is to ask about it. It's clearly not an age thing. It's a cute Greg thing. ]


Really? No young, wild days where you let your hair down and wore your heart on your sleeve? Never once made a foolish and impromptu declaration of love in a crowded street?

[dadstrade]

Thank you.

[ He happens to be a creature that understands technology and social media a lot better than Greg does. ]

I wouldn't call any of that filthy.

I might have done a few questionable things when I was young, though.

[ That's a bit of an understatement. ]

[ailes_dor]

Hmm, I can think of some nice ways you can thank me too.

[ Huh, maybe he's just used to humans. They change things so quickly, you have to keep on top of it. ]

I did some questionable things yesterday. One or two of them were filthy. I'll have to encourage you to do it more often. Privately, because you aren't an exhibitionist.

[dadstrade]

Oh? Anything you'd like to suggest?

Should I be worried about these 'questionable' things?

[ailes_dor]

Kisses? Share a pot of ice-cream with me? Come home early and fuck me into the couch?

You were there for most of them, in fact you were one of them so... are you concerned?

[dadstrade]

Your place, then?

In that case, no.

[ailes_dor]

It's much earlier to get to from LHPD?

I thought you'd change your tune somehow.

[dadstrade]

There's also no one around there to complain about how enthusiastically you meet me at the door.

Now that I know what you're talking about, sure.

[ailes_dor]

Nope. Although has anyone actually complained about that? I thought next door applauded last time.

That's a joke. They only wolf-whistled.

[dadstrade]

There is that, but I meant what happens on the other side of the door.

[ 'No sex in the common areas' is one of those pesky house things that Greg does try to adhere to, out of respect for the other people that live there. ]

[ailes_dor]

Well no one can tell me off for being naked in my own house, can they?

[ It's the worst house rule ever and you know it. ]

[dadstrade]

I'd assume not. It would be sort of entertaining to see them try.

[ It's one of those house rules that he generally agrees with, but if he were living with anyone else, maybe he wouldn't be quite so unwilling to break it every now and again if they're likely to have the house to themselves for a couple of hours. ]

[ailes_dor]

Next time it happens I'll make sure you're over. I'd suggest you be naked too but I know you're shy

Jesus only knows why though <3

[ Rules are meant to be broken aren't they? Besides, you can be sure that Sherlock wouldn't keep to that rule. John... probably would. But he's boring ]

[dadstrade]

There's a difference between being shy and being civilised.

[ So no, he's not going to parade about the house - any house - naked, and it's not because he has anything to be ashamed of. John is the same way. Sherlock... well. He at least has his sheet. Usually. ]