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[demonarchical]

Well. And to think that I was sending my clients to that little hug house of yours for free. I won't be doing that again.

Come on, Gabriel. Not even going to let me drink your bathwater to see if it is catching? I'm hurt.

[awolangel]

I don't know what you're talking about.

I think Dean should learn to love you for what you are Crowley. It's not a problem with you, it's a problem with him.

Singing cheesy pop songs to him over the night work might work. Helped for me.

[demonarchical]

Sure.

[ Whatever, he'll play. ]

Will you at least accompany me on the ukulele?

[awolangel]

Why not? But you have to wear the nice suit. The one with the glitter collar.

[demonarchical]

Damn, I threw that one out. I can't have an outfit that's more bling than I am.

[awolangel]

That's a shame, it looked good on you.

Maybe you should try plaid? To win Dean over?

[demonarchical]

Plaid, you think?

[awolangel]

He clearly likes it. I mean, you could always try the white-shirt-blue-tie look, if you think it'd get you more success.

[demonarchical]

You think you're so clever, don't you? Telling me to dress in plaid thinking I'll actually do it, and you get to take hilarious photographs.

[awolangel]

Sweetheart, don't get your horns in a twist. That wasn't the point at all. I would have taken pictures if you'd done some Castiel cosplay, but just in plaid? That's not enough to tickle me.

Unless the plaid happens to be on a very short skirt. Then... maybe.

[demonarchical]

You missed the century for that. I used to make plaid skirts really work for me.

[awolangel]

Kilts aren't skirts Crowley.

[demonarchical]

No, they aren't. But they still show off my killer calves.

[awolangel]

You know, I find that completely plausible. I bet they're stunning.

[demonarchical]

Remind me to show them to you some time.