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There is that, but I meant what happens on the other side of the door.
[ 'No sex in the common areas' is one of those pesky house things that Greg does try to adhere to, out of respect for the other people that live there. ]
I'd assume not. It would be sort of entertaining to see them try.
[ It's one of those house rules that he generally agrees with, but if he were living with anyone else, maybe he wouldn't be quite so unwilling to break it every now and again if they're likely to have the house to themselves for a couple of hours. ]
Next time it happens I'll make sure you're over. I'd suggest you be naked too but I know you're shy
Jesus only knows why though <3
[ Rules are meant to be broken aren't they? Besides, you can be sure that Sherlock wouldn't keep to that rule. John... probably would. But he's boring ]
There's a difference between being shy and being civilised.
[ So no, he's not going to parade about the house - any house - naked, and it's not because he has anything to be ashamed of. John is the same way. Sherlock... well. He at least has his sheet. Usually. ]
Luckily I'm neither. Besides, you aren't always dressed.
[ No one would expect any different of Greg. He's got some strange ideas, but they're not particularly unusual for humans. And he's cute. Besides, clothes are like wrapping paper. They make the present even better.
Someone really ought to tell Sherlock that one day.]
You know he can't do that. It's impossible for him.
Come and take all the evidence you like. I could send you a picture?
[ And a few moments later there's a picture of the shirt tails of the borrowed shirt just touching the back of Gabriel's thighs. It's pretty tasteful, in comparison to the other pictures Gabriel has sent in the past. ]
[ Probably. Gabriel wouldn't have any way of knowing that Greg had one of those frustrating - and worrying - conversations with Sherlock earlier, though. ]
[ No, he doesn't. But Sherlock lives in the same house. If you didn't have that sort of conversation with him once every couple of days something would be weird. ]
Should I wear your shirts and nothing else more often then? Honestly I can try harder :P
[ Usually those conversations don't involve talking about dead bees and vaguely threatening anonymous notes. Actually lately Sherlock has been even more reclusive than normal, as far as Greg can tell, which isn't helping anything.
That's not something he wants to talk about right now, obviously. ]
If you're trying to torment me, I think you may be going about it the wrong way.
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I thought you'd change your tune somehow.
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Now that I know what you're talking about, sure.
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That's a joke. They only wolf-whistled.
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[ 'No sex in the common areas' is one of those pesky house things that Greg does try to adhere to, out of respect for the other people that live there. ]
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[ It's the worst house rule ever and you know it. ]
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[ It's one of those house rules that he generally agrees with, but if he were living with anyone else, maybe he wouldn't be quite so unwilling to break it every now and again if they're likely to have the house to themselves for a couple of hours. ]
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Jesus only knows why though <3
[ Rules are meant to be broken aren't they? Besides, you can be sure that Sherlock wouldn't keep to that rule. John... probably would. But he's boring ]
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[ So no, he's not going to parade about the house - any house - naked, and it's not because he has anything to be ashamed of. John is the same way. Sherlock... well. He at least has his sheet.
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[ No one would expect any different of Greg. He's got some strange ideas, but they're not particularly unusual for humans. And he's cute. Besides, clothes are like wrapping paper. They make the present even better.
Someone really ought to tell Sherlock that one day.]
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Is this where you're going to try to convince me to leave work early?
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Hmmm, I suppose it is about that time isn't it? But I'm not naked yet. I've still got one of your shirts on.
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And nothing else, I presume.
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How did you guess? Guilty as charged. Come arrest me.
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It wouldn't really be fair to arrest you without any evidence.
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Come and take all the evidence you like. I could send you a picture?
[ And a few moments later there's a picture of the shirt tails of the borrowed shirt just touching the back of Gabriel's thighs. It's pretty tasteful, in comparison to the other pictures Gabriel has sent in the past. ]
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[ When it suits him, he keeps all sorts of things to himself. Greg would rather not get into that right now, though.
That picture is subtle compared to the usual. ]
I'd say that's enough probable cause for a search.
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[ It is, isn't it? Gabriel can show restraint]
You probably should check I've got nothing up my sleeves.
[ He doesn't add could be armed after that. Sleeves. Arms. It's a great joke but completely unsexy. See? Restraint again!]
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[ It's impressive that Sherlock can still ruin a mood even when he's not a part of the conversation. Ugh. ]
I suppose I should.
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Or you can just come over and have a rest? I can torment you any time. Not everyone gets their own personalised demon. Angel-demon. Whatever.
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Angel. You don't torment me, Gabe.
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Should I wear your shirts and nothing else more often then? Honestly I can try harder :P
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That's not something he wants to talk about right now, obviously. ]
If you're trying to torment me, I think you may be going about it the wrong way.
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You think so? What if I didn't let you touch? Would that count?
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