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No, you prat. I've never liked children. They're... small. Helpless. And the ones that wind up downstairs are always beyond what any adult soul can do. An evil child? Truly evil? I never go near them.
[Gabriel could just make do with being 'uncle' to all the weird things they collected. Like the plant. Or the gargoyles.]
[ Gabriel shrugs. There aren't many evil children in comparison to evil adults. Evil children do things out of curiosity and because the little voice telling them it's a bad idea hasn't fully formed yet. But it's not important. ]
You mentioned Chloe's daughter before though. You didn't seem to think she was completely awful.
She's not as awful as some, but she's still... her. I don't like children. At all. And Chloe's has some odd fascination with hugging me. It's revolting.
I'm not entirely sure. I mean, I'm hardly going to deny I'm with her, but I don't think shouting it from the rooftops is a good idea. She's still an angel down here. Still has a target on her back.
[ Gabriel doesn't believe Chloe would do that, not ever. She really doesn't seem to be into the sharing-is-caring mentality, which might take Lucifer a little getting used to. ]
Have you ever done that before? Dated on person and just them?
No. I've had long-lived ones, like Maze. She's been with me off and on for... well, almost for forever, really. But no, never just the one. Monogamy is going to be interesting. But at least I can stop having blue balls from her.
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[Gabriel could just make do with being 'uncle' to all the weird things they collected. Like the plant. Or the gargoyles.]
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You mentioned Chloe's daughter before though. You didn't seem to think she was completely awful.
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She probably trusts you. They do that. It's when they fall asleep in your arms and start drooling that you should worry.
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Ugh. I wish she wouldn't. I'd rather she avoid being near me at all, let alone close enough to drool on me. That's just... wrong.
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You two will make a good couple. Are you making it public?
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Does this mean your sleeping around days are over?
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Have you ever done that before? Dated on person and just them?
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