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[ailes_dor]

The Sexiest Angel in the Garrison is currently not available. I'm probably having sex with your crush
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[hellboundheart]

You think I'd ever take the piss over Lucifer?

Your Lucifer, cold blasting, last remembers the Cage or so he says. Warn Greg and Dean. I don't have time.

If he kills me, avenge death.

[ailes_dor]

Warning now mother.

You're already dead.

[hellboundheart]

I still feel pain, wanker. So can you. Gabe, fresh from the Cage, would he give a fuck about anything or anyone? Any button I can push to center him? He was going down the street shoving demons without touching them and freezing things.

By the way, the freezing thing since I didn't mention is before, is annoying. I hate being cold.

Oh, and he didn't seem thrilled to be called Cold Miser.

[ailes_dor]

I'm not going to avenge you for feeling cold.

I'll go. You just... stay the fuck out of the way. Go get a hot bath or a coffee or something. If this goes tits up you get Greg and you go.

[hellboundheart]

I said if I died. Again.

I might have neglected to mention you and Dean being here... going to try and steer him back to Hellblazer. I don't know what I'm doing just yet.

[ailes_dor]

You can't do anything. Leave him to me. I know what I'm doing.

[hellboundheart]

Little late. Ran up to him thinking he was my Lucifer. Stupid me, huh?

[ailes_dor]

["My" Lucifer. Gabriel is going to tease you about that later.]

Give me five minutes.

[hellboundheart]

[Tease him, take a picture, do what's needed.]

Will do.

[hellboundheart]

It would also be really great if you could tell my Lucifer... the one from my world... to stay the fuck out of this. He wants to poke Lucifer.

He has no idea what he's dealing with Gabe. What our Lucifer is like when he's lost, confused and flat out angry. Lucifer, the Lucifer from my world, doesn't understand that yours could go after Chloe or anyone else. He's not listening to me.

Help? Please?

[ailes_dor]

Alright, alright, jeez I'm not a messanger.

...Okay I am but I didn't mean like this!

One of these two has got to change their names. Your Lucifer is sweet on you. Get him to change it.

[hellboundheart]

You were the one who said you liked to talk because you were a messenger. I just happen to be the one giving you people to talk to.

Mine? No, he's all about the bird that came with him.