The Sexiest Angel in the Garrison is currently not available. I'm probably having sex with your crush or having fun doing the things you always wanted to do but never had the balls to try. Leave a message.
im 2 seconds from blocking you for eternity i swear, if i get mental images of greg naked im never gonna be able to look at him again
I have no idea where to get any of that shit but i will work on it.
ugh. YES. you know my best friend Chase? he looks like him but older and more smug, if thats even possible, with stupid hair and eyeliner and just. I KNOW ITS MESSED UP BUT HES SUPER ATTRACTIVE. I GOTTA SEND YOU A PIC OF HIS BUTT
What you mean that's not how you think of him normally? Jk Jk I know you don't.
I can probably get you a doggy basket or a blanket that's fire proof. Find a porn studio that does brokeback mountain stuff they'll have straw.
...would you not send me pictures of cute boys butts? Happily... thingy. Monopoly. You know. That word. But you come over for pizza and ice cream and you can SHOW me the pictures?
Also this hot chase friend of yours... I remember seeing someone on the network say he had a face twin. Some Russian weirdo. Is that your hat man?
omg karamatsu did that deadhorse commercial where they tried to eat them and there was so much hay...
WOW. HAHAHAH YOU CANT EVEN SAY THE WORD. HAHAHAHA but ...also awwwwwwwh. yOU GOT IT SO BAD GABE! OTP!
nonononoono, he's actually AMERICAN and that's Bucky. Not hat man. Bucky's a cute weirdo. Hat man is Jefferson and he has shorter hair and a stupider face and you kinda wanna kick him after talking to him for 5 min
I work at a bar, I meet a lot of cute guys. Not my fault. But yeah, there's a bunch I could seriously not even care less about. IM DEAD, IM GONNA KICK AND KISS WHOEVER I WANT AND YOU CANT STOP ME
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HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO TAKE CARE OF A GOAT THAT BREATHES FIRE?!?!?!?
..................jefferson. makes hats, wears hats, probably eats hats for breakfast
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get it a dog bed, feed it straw, make sure it has fresh water and a salt lick?
never met him. is he cute?
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I have no idea where to get any of that shit but i will work on it.
ugh. YES. you know my best friend Chase? he looks like him but older and more smug, if thats even possible, with stupid hair and eyeliner and just. I KNOW ITS MESSED UP BUT HES SUPER ATTRACTIVE. I GOTTA SEND YOU A PIC OF HIS BUTT
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I can probably get you a doggy basket or a blanket that's fire proof. Find a porn studio that does brokeback mountain stuff they'll have straw.
...would you not send me pictures of cute boys butts? Happily... thingy. Monopoly. You know. That word. But you come over for pizza and ice cream and you can SHOW me the pictures?
Also this hot chase friend of yours... I remember seeing someone on the network say he had a face twin. Some Russian weirdo. Is that your hat man?
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WOW. HAHAHAH YOU CANT EVEN SAY THE WORD. HAHAHAHA but ...also awwwwwwwh. yOU GOT IT SO BAD GABE! OTP!
nonononoono, he's actually AMERICAN and that's Bucky. Not hat man. Bucky's a cute weirdo. Hat man is Jefferson and he has shorter hair and a stupider face and you kinda wanna kick him after talking to him for 5 min
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Shutupshutupshutup!
Uh huh. Are there any cute guys here you don't know? Or want to kick/kiss/drop in lava?
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