[ This place is restrictive enough on someone like him, he can't imagine what it must feel like to someone like Gabriel. Not that they have much of a choice, though, do they? He's personally spent enough time in a Hell that made this city look like Heaven by comparison. He figures that the inner cities are that way, but he doesn't have any desire to find out.

He's been thinking about this since he learned who his stick-in-the-mud not-angel partner has been sleeping with. Andy tends to keep his cards very close to his chest, but that's hard to do here when Gabriel can see half of them, anyway. Probably closer to two-thirds. ]

Nah, it wouldn't be. I'm betting you're here to read me the official riot act. Don't hurt the human, don't fuck around with him, don't try to seduce him, don't let him get mauled by hellbears. Did I miss anything?

[ He shrugs. ]

To be honest, I don't have much to lose, but fortunately for you, you don't need to threaten me unless you just want to for shits and giggles. I'm not quite suicidal enough to pick your human apart just to see what makes him tick, and it's more convenient for me to have him around in one piece. I kinda like him, anyway, even if he is painfully uptight.